The Prankster

I get it you really like Halloween but do you have to bring in all that damn candy and unplug everyone’s damn mouse? It’s annoying and your “tricks” are that of child. Grow up and get your act together because really it’s just embarrassing. Trying to scare people as they come around the corner gets tiring especially with that damn laughter you get and the, “I got you”. Jesus! You know that laughter in the break room? Well, it IS about you.

Slutty Costumes

Halloween Party 043 © by Robert Bejil Photography

To the girl who doesn’t mind dressing like a hooker because it’s “Halloween” we know you are just looking for attention because your boyfriend/fiance or whatever the hell he is this week isn’t paying you any attention. While the guys don’t mind looking it is quite depressing when you constantly throw yourself at them only to have them reject because you start asking them if you look pretty. When they hesitate for a second you immediately  start crying.

Thank God Halloween is one day because I can’t stand these people.