I love turkey day just like the next person but I don’t look forward to it like my one coworker. He actually decorates his cubicle for Thanksgiving. This whole month at least two days of every week he wears some kind of turkey tie. I never knew there that many turkey ties out there. Then there is the casual Friday [...]

We all have that special someone in the office that we work with that when they come around we just cannot talk to because you know how the conversation ends up: you pissed off from all the time you just wasted that you will never get back. I have come up with a couple of ways to deal with that [...]

The Prankster I get it you really like Halloween but do you have to bring in all that damn candy and unplug everyone’s damn mouse? It’s annoying and your “tricks” are that of child. Grow up and get your act together because really it’s just embarrassing. Trying to scare people as they come around the corner gets tiring especially with that [...]

It is officially 2012 and apparently my coworker had too much to drink bringing in the new year because all morning they have been in the bathroom throwing up. The smell has even lingered out into the hallways and started to make others sick. I’m truly surprised that their manager hasn’t told them to go home. This is absolutely ridiculous. [...]

I’m a sports fan – I really am. I have some favorite players and teams. I spend some of my weekend watching some of the college and pro games. I’ll even read the sports section and look over my fantasy football team. I’ll make jokes about the latest lame attempt of a struggling team with my coworkers. What I won’t [...]

Why? Why? WHYYYYY? Why do people fail to read what I write? Seriously?! It’s happening again even AFTER I wrote Office Romance is a No-No! I’m going to stop writing because what I do write people just don’t want to pay attention. I understand it’s your life. I understand that you’re “single and ready to mingle” but seriously it really [...]